Sgt. Hammer/Quotes

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Voice Lines[edit | edit source]

Availability Quote Audio Background
Default Gotta Love That
Shard.png40 Kablammo!
Need Something Blown Up? One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
One Fine Crater
This'll Be a Blast One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.

Interactions[edit | edit source]

Hero Quote Audio Background
Emoji Murky Pack 1 Murky Happy.png

Murky

  • Sgt. Hammer: What in tarnation are you s'posed to be?
  • Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
  • Murky: <Playfully questioning to the person next to him>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Enunciate! Sounds like you're speaking gibberish!
Emoji Stitches Pack 1 Stitches Happy.png

Stitches

  • Sgt. Hammer: Think you can keep up with me, big feller?
  • Stitches: Stitches ready to play now!
  • Stitches: You tank, me spank!
  • Sgt. Hammer: Ugh, why you gotta say it like that?
"Tank and spank" is a type of boss fight in MMOs such as World of Warcraft with simple mechanics of a tank holding the boss's attention while the damage dealers "spank" the boss. One such famous tank and spank boss is Patchwerk, an abomination identical to Stitches.
Emoji Tychus Pack 1 Tychus Happy.png

Tychus

  • Sgt. Hammer: Nice gun. Compensating for somethin'?
  • Tychus: (laughs) No.
A joke at Tychus's minigun, and an innuendo at Tychus compensating for penis size.
  • Tychus: Well, if it ain't Bama the Hamma. They still let you drive that thing?
  • Sgt. Hammer:And just how would they stop me?
Alabama Kowoski is Sgt. Hammer's fill name, nicknamed "Bama the Hammer." She is famous for delivering a siege tank payload within inches of her allies.
Emoji Sgt. Hammer Pack 1 Sgt. Hammer Happy.png

Generic

  • Sgt. Hammer: You ready bring some heat?
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Ready to roll out?
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
"Ready to roll out" is one of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Ready or not, here I come!
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: No... I'm in a tank because I'm NOT ready... genius.
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Hell yeah!
Emoji Sgt. Hammer Pack 1 Sgt. Hammer ROFL.png

Generic

(Positive)

  • Sgt. Hammer: Well if it ain't my favorite person.
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Don't ruin the moment. Let's just go blow stuff up.
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Speaking my language!
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Ain't gotta tell me twice!
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Let's pound 'em flat! Then pound 'em again!
"Pound 'em flat" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Let's blow things up!
"Need something blown up" is one of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Alright, ladies! Keep firing till there ain't nothing left!
Emoji Sgt. Hammer Pack 1 Sgt. Hammer Meh.png

Generic

(Negative)

  • Sgt. Hammer: Oh, great. It's you.
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Hero: <hero dependent>
  • Sgt. Hammer: Hey I got an idea, why don't you go about thirty yards thataway and stand real still...
"Why don't you walk about thirty yards out and stand still for me?" is one of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'

Eliminations[edit | edit source]

Hero Quote Audio Background
vs. Abathur What the hell did I just kill?
vs. Kerrigan Ding dong! The witch is dead. Kerrigan is hated by the terrans of the Koprulu Sector for her actions in butchering billions through the conflicts between the three races.
vs. prince hero Sorry, you ain't my prince charming.
vs. small hero Ain't nothing left!
vs. Zagara Think I got a little on my windshield.
vs. hero with kill streak Kablammo!
Generic What's sweeter than that? Nothing.
Sayonara, sucker!
Hey, it's been a blast. "This'll be a blast!" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Boom shakalaka!
And... It's good! Something said when lining up a shot in golf. In StarCraft II, the siege tank has the poke quote "And here it is. A long drive up the fairway, he takes the shot and..." (cannon fire) "Whoa, it's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Click-Quotes[edit | edit source]

Quotes marked "Click-Quotes" are triggered when the player repeatedly clicks on the hero with the Left mouse button.

Quote Audio Background
Need somethin' blown up? One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Speak up! One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
What? This is my inside voice! In every iteration of the unit, siege tank pilots are known for shouting. In the setting, siege tanks are rather loud, and the power of their guns can cause hearing damage.
Don't tread on me, partner. "Don't tread on me" was a slogan from the early colonial United States of America. It matches the southern United States inspiration of the terrans, and of Sgt. Hammer. Also a pun on tank treads.
I love the smell of napalm in the... well pretty much anytime. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a quote from the film Apocalypse Now. It has been used several times in StarCraft, notably for the firebat in both games.
Siege tank. Seige tank roll. Roll, tank, roll! A joke on the children's book "See Spot Run."
Tank you sir, may I have another?
"Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!" Well, "You can't touch this..." because I am "too legit to quit". Now you better "Pray! Pray!", because "here comes the hammer." All the aforementioned names are albums and songs from artist MC Hammer.
You know, I just realized... I don't even know where the escape hatch is on this thing... There is an escape hatch, right... right? Hello?
The siege tank... Soon I'll be firing my giant gun.
(alarm goes off) Nap time's over! Back to dispensing some indiscriminate justice! "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice" is a poke quote of the siege tank in StarCraft. In StarCraft II, the siege tank has the poke quote "It's way past time I dispensed some indiscriminate justice!"
Still can't quit you, siege tank. (kiss noise) "Why can't I quit you, siege tank" is one of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
What is your major malfunction? Stop clicking already! "What is your major malfunction" is a poke quote of the siege tank in StarCraft.
You think you're sumthin' special, huh? Good to know you're dumb as well as ugly.
Let me guess, you thought Sgt. Hammer was going to be a man. Jokes on you kiddo. In StarCraft and StarCraft II, the avatars for the siege tanks were male.

Commands[edit | edit source]

Command Quote Audio Background
Move Rock n' roll! One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Pro-ceedin'! One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft.
I got this.
Affirmative. One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Ab-so-lutely. One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.
Delighted to. sir! One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft.
Rollin'. One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
I never tread lightly.
Move it or lose it! "Move it" is one of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Attack It's boom time! One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Ready to drop the hammer! One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II. One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is "I'm about to drop the hammer."
It's what I do.
In my sights. "Gottem in my sights" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Music to my ears. One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
This'll be a blast One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
(laughter) Oh, yeah!
Not Enough

Mana

I'm low on mana.
Mana's awful low.
Mana's running dry.


Pings[edit | edit source]

Ping Quote Audio Background
Assist icon.png

Assist

Ally We got a buddy in trouble!
Self Could use reinforcements.
I'm in deep! The under attack quote for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
Def icon.png

Defend

Might be smart to defend here.
Structure Listen up, we gotta keep this structure safe and sound.
If that structure falls, I'm kicking each and every one of your butts.
Fort Let's defend this fort!
Core Defend the core, man!
Watchtower We should defend that watch tower.
Ally Everybody knows we gotta defend that thing, right?
Hey, would somebody protect that thing already?
Danger icon.png

Danger

Watch out!
Move yer butts!
Omw icon.png

On My Way

Rolling out! One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
Pedal to the metal.
Attack Hey, anyone wanna attack here?
Watchtower Let's take this watch tower.
Mercenaries We oughta capture this mercenary camp.
Fort Let's blast this fort to bits!
Core Siege their core!
Destroy Structure Alright ladies, time to blow this thing up!
Let's pound that structure flat.
Enemy Blast that sucker to pieces!
Lay waste to this punk!
Enemy Will someone please shoot this guy?
Missing Anyone else missing a bad guy?
Can't find my target!
Retreat Get outta there!
Calling for a retreat!
Objective Capture Capture that thing already!
I'm marking our objective. Capture it.
Collect Nab a few a those for me, would ya?
Better start picking these up.
Transport Move that puppy out, already!
C'mon that thing ain't gonna transport itself!
Turn In Alright, drop off yer goodies.
Let's turn this stuff in.

Collection[edit | edit source]

Quotes in this section trigger when the player is in the Collection tab.

Use Quote Audio Background
Viewed in shop Locked She's a beaut, ain't she?
Owned Just got 'er washed.
Waiting Locked You wanna take 'er for a test drive?
I know you wanna drive her.
Owned You wanna go blow something up? 'Cuz I am getting bored. "Need something blown up?" is one of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
(hums Ride of the Valkyries to herself) One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is the pilot singing Ride of the Valkyries.
Purchased She's got all the bang yer buck can handle. "Bang for your buck" is a saying regarding something being a good value for the price.


Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

Use Quote Audio Background
Lock-in Ready to roll out! One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
Try Mode Oh she'll live up to yer expectations. Then blow 'em outta the water.
Start'n her up!
Celebrating

(Successfully capturing a merc camp or objective)

Oh man, let's do that again sometime!
Complimenting a Kill Nice shot, man!
Haha, hell yeah!
Tango eliminated.
Near Low-Health Ally Oh man, that looks bad. Better hit up a fountain!
You sure are in rough shape. Healing fountain's over there.
Healed Nice patch job!
Hoo! Now that's the kind of healin' momma likes!
Good heal, kid. Keep it up!
Hearthing Getting the hell outta dodge.
Heading back for a tune-up.
Respawn Fueled up. Ready to go! One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
Let's go... fight's a-waitin'!
Ready to roll out. One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
Resurrected Saw the light for a sec. I told 'em to go to hell!
Always appreciate a helpin' hand.
Taunting Something wrong, sweetheart?
Scared of a little terran ingenuity? "Terran ingenuity" was a term used by Jim Raynor to describe the Mk. 12 Penetrator Round.
You keep running, and I'll keep shooting.
Talent chosen Gotta love that.
Haha, yeah.
Roger.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
That looks like fun.
Worth It

(Getting a kill

after getting killed)

From the grave!
(big laugh)
Comeback They weren't even that far ahead. Let's win this thing.
Team wiped You boys ain't quitting on me... Are you?

Abilities[edit | edit source]

Use Quote Audio Background
Napalm Strike Icon.png

Napalm Strike

Delivering payload!
Fire from the sky! "Fire in the Sky" is the name of a mission in Heart of the Swarm.
Spreading the love!
Napalm's airborne!
Let's rain down some hellfire!
Oh, napalm! Uhn, you light up my life!
Blunt Force Gun Icon.png

Blunt Force Gun

Time for the big gun!
Haha! Hope you can dance!
A little violence solves everything!
My gun's bigger!

Announcer[edit | edit source]

Event Quote Audio Background
Start of a Match Players spawning Alright, ya lightweights! Get yer butts ready for combat!
Players spawning (playing as the same hero) I know these tanks all look the same, but still... something mighty familiar about that one. In StarCraft, most units produced will look exactly identical to units of the same type.
You know, the weirdest part is that I'm in a tank up here too! Sgt. Hammer in Heroes of the Storm never leaves her tank.
Listen up ladies, I'm leading this bunch of misfits! Let's blast 'em all to pieces... then get lunch!
Countdown We're starting this thing in...
Ten seconds.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Battle begins Let the battle begin!
It's BOOM time! One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Drop the hammer! "Ready to drop the hammer" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II. One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is "I'm about to drop the hammer."
Talents Unlocked Choose a talent.
Player Abandons Haha, someone just ran home to their mama.
Player Rejoins Well lookie here! Our missing hero has returned!
Player Kills Enemy slain.
Rest in pieces.
Say goodnight! "Goodnight now" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
Nothing left.
Double kill Double whammy.
Triple kill Hat trick!
Quadruple kill Ha! Four in a row!
Mega kill And that's five ladies!
First blood First blood!
Player Deaths Well, you're dead... Don't take it personal.
Oof.
Jump back in whenever you're ready, kiddo.
Oh, I hate that guy...
Death on a killing spree Your killing spree is over.
Ally death on a killing spree Your ally's killing spree is over.
Enemy Team Wiped Enemy dominated.
Killing Spree Tier 1
(5 takedowns)
Killing spree.
Tier 2
(10 takedowns)
Mayhem.
Tier 3
(15 takedowns)
Untouchable.
Tier 4
(20 takedowns)
Hero of the Storm.
Enemy Fort destroyed Kaboom! There goes a fort.
Now that's an explosion.
(blows kiss) Kiss that fort goodbye!
Note: Lines reused for destroying Enemy Keeps.
Own Fort lost Aww man, we've lost a fort.
Heads up people, our fort's been trashed!
Aww, there goes one of our forts!
Note: Lines reused for losing Allied Keeps.
Core is under attack Hey, the enemy is attacking our core!
Look alive! Our core is under attack.
Victory Ah, victory!
Love that word.
(laughs) Hell yeah!
Defeat Defeat.
Best two outta three!
C'mon let's go again!


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Tanks Tank

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Announcer Quotes
 
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