Sgt. Hammer/Quotes

Voice Lines

Availability	Quote	Audio	Background
Default	Gotta Love That
75 / 40	Kablammo!
	Need Something Blown Up?		One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	One Fine Crater
	This'll Be a Blast		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
Murky	Sgt. Hammer: What in tarnation are you s'posed to be? Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Murky: <Playfully questioning to the person next to him> Sgt. Hammer: Enunciate! Sounds like you're speaking gibberish!
Stitches	Sgt. Hammer: Think you can keep up with me, big feller? Stitches: Stitches ready to play now!
	Stitches: You tank, me spank! Sgt. Hammer: Ugh, why you gotta say it like that?		"Tank and spank" is a type of boss fight in MMOs such as World of Warcraft with simple mechanics of a tank holding the boss's attention while the damage dealers "spank" the boss. One such famous tank and spank boss is Patchwerk, an abomination identical to Stitches.
Tychus	Sgt. Hammer: Nice gun. Compensating for somethin'? Tychus: (laughs) No.		A joke at Tychus's minigun, and an innuendo at Tychus compensating for penis size.
	Tychus: Well, if it ain't Bama the Hamma. They still let you drive that thing? Sgt. Hammer:And just how would they stop me?		Alabama Kowoski is Sgt. Hammer's fill name, nicknamed "Bama the Hammer." She is famous for delivering a siege tank payload within inches of her allies.
Generic	Sgt. Hammer: You ready bring some heat? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Sgt. Hammer: Ready to roll out? Hero: <hero dependent>		"Ready to roll out" is one of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Ready or not, here I come!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: No... I'm in a tank because I'm NOT ready... genius.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Hell yeah!
Generic (Positive)	Sgt. Hammer: Well if it ain't my favorite person. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Don't ruin the moment. Let's just go blow stuff up.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Speaking my language!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Ain't gotta tell me twice!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Let's pound 'em flat! Then pound 'em again!		"Pound 'em flat" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Let's blow things up!		"Need something blown up" is one of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Alright, ladies! Keep firing till there ain't nothing left!
Generic (Negative)	Sgt. Hammer: Oh, great. It's you. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Sgt. Hammer: Hey I got an idea, why don't you go about thirty yards thataway and stand real still...		"Why don't you walk about thirty yards out and stand still for me?" is one of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'

Eliminations

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
vs. Abathur	What the hell did I just kill?
vs. Kerrigan	Ding dong! The witch is dead.		Kerrigan is hated by the terrans of the Koprulu Sector for her actions in butchering billions through the conflicts between the three races.
vs. prince hero	Sorry, you ain't my prince charming.
vs. small hero	Ain't nothing left!
vs. Zagara	Think I got a little on my windshield.
vs. hero with kill streak	Kablammo!
Generic	What's sweeter than that? Nothing.
	Sayonara, sucker!
	Hey, it's been a blast.		"This'll be a blast!" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	Boom shakalaka!
	And... It's good!		Something said when lining up a shot in golf. In StarCraft II, the siege tank has the poke quote "And here it is. A long drive up the fairway, he takes the shot and..." (cannon fire) "Whoa, it's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Click-Quotes

Quotes marked "Click-Quotes" are triggered when the player repeatedly clicks on the hero with the Left mouse button.

Quote	Audio	Background
Need somethin' blown up?		One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Speak up!		One of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
What? This is my inside voice!		In every iteration of the unit, siege tank pilots are known for shouting. In the setting, siege tanks are rather loud, and the power of their guns can cause hearing damage.
Don't tread on me, partner.		"Don't tread on me" was a slogan from the early colonial United States of America. It matches the southern United States inspiration of the terrans, and of Sgt. Hammer. Also a pun on tank treads.
I love the smell of napalm in the... well pretty much anytime.		"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a quote from the film Apocalypse Now. It has been used several times in StarCraft, notably for the firebat in both games.
Siege tank. Seige tank roll. Roll, tank, roll!		A joke on the children's book "See Spot Run."
Tank you sir, may I have another?
"Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!" Well, "You can't touch this..." because I am "too legit to quit". Now you better "Pray! Pray!", because "here comes the hammer."		All the aforementioned names are albums and songs from artist MC Hammer.
You know, I just realized... I don't even know where the escape hatch is on this thing... There is an escape hatch, right... right? Hello?
The siege tank... Soon I'll be firing my giant gun.
(alarm goes off) Nap time's over! Back to dispensing some indiscriminate justice!		"I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice" is a poke quote of the siege tank in StarCraft. In StarCraft II, the siege tank has the poke quote "It's way past time I dispensed some indiscriminate justice!"
Still can't quit you, siege tank. (kiss noise)		"Why can't I quit you, siege tank" is one of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
What is your major malfunction? Stop clicking already!		"What is your major malfunction" is a poke quote of the siege tank in StarCraft.
You think you're sumthin' special, huh? Good to know you're dumb as well as ugly.
Let me guess, you thought Sgt. Hammer was going to be a man. Jokes on you kiddo.		In StarCraft and StarCraft II, the avatars for the siege tanks were male.

Commands

Command	Quote	Audio	Background
Move	Rock n' roll!		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	Pro-ceedin'!		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft.
	I got this.
	Affirmative.		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	Ab-so-lutely.		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.
	Delighted to. sir!		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft.
	Rollin'.		One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	I never tread lightly.
	Move it or lose it!		"Move it" is one of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
Attack	It's boom time!		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	Ready to drop the hammer!		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II. One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is "I'm about to drop the hammer."
	It's what I do.
	In my sights.		"Gottem in my sights" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
	Music to my ears.		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	This'll be a blast		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	(laughter) Oh, yeah!
Not Enough Mana	I'm low on mana.
	Mana's awful low.
	Mana's running dry.

Pings

Ping	Quote		Audio	Background
Assist	Ally	We got a buddy in trouble!
	Self	Could use reinforcements.
		I'm in deep!		The under attack quote for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
Defend	Might be smart to defend here.
	Structure	Listen up, we gotta keep this structure safe and sound.
		If that structure falls, I'm kicking each and every one of your butts.
	Fort	Let's defend this fort!
	Core	Defend the core, man!
	Watchtower	We should defend that watch tower.
	Ally	Everybody knows we gotta defend that thing, right?
		Hey, would somebody protect that thing already?
Danger	Watch out!
	Move yer butts!
On My Way	Rolling out!			One of the move quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	Pedal to the metal.
Attack	Hey, anyone wanna attack here?
	Watchtower	Let's take this watch tower.
	Mercenaries	We oughta capture this mercenary camp.
	Fort	Let's blast this fort to bits!
	Core	Siege their core!
Destroy	Structure	Alright ladies, time to blow this thing up!
		Let's pound that structure flat.
	Enemy	Blast that sucker to pieces!
		Lay waste to this punk!
Enemy	Will someone please shoot this guy?
	Missing	Anyone else missing a bad guy?
		Can't find my target!
Retreat	Get outta there!
	Calling for a retreat!
Objective	Capture	Capture that thing already!
		I'm marking our objective. Capture it.
	Collect	Nab a few a those for me, would ya?
		Better start picking these up.
	Transport	Move that puppy out, already!
		C'mon that thing ain't gonna transport itself!
	Turn In	Alright, drop off yer goodies.
		Let's turn this stuff in.

Collection

Quotes in this section trigger when the player is in the Collection tab.

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Viewed in shop	Locked	She's a beaut, ain't she?
	Owned	Just got 'er washed.
Waiting	Locked	You wanna take 'er for a test drive?
		I know you wanna drive her.
	Owned	You wanna go blow something up? 'Cuz I am getting bored.		"Need something blown up?" is one of the select quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
		(hums Ride of the Valkyries to herself)		One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is the pilot singing Ride of the Valkyries.
Purchased	She's got all the bang yer buck can handle.			"Bang for your buck" is a saying regarding something being a good value for the price.

Miscellaneous

Use	Quote	Audio	Background
Lock-in	Ready to roll out!		One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
Try Mode	Oh she'll live up to yer expectations. Then blow 'em outta the water.
	Start'n her up!
Celebrating (Successfully capturing a merc camp or objective)	Oh man, let's do that again sometime!
Complimenting a Kill	Nice shot, man!
	Haha, hell yeah!
	Tango eliminated.
Near Low-Health Ally	Oh man, that looks bad. Better hit up a fountain!
	You sure are in rough shape. Healing fountain's over there.
Healed	Nice patch job!
	Hoo! Now that's the kind of healin' momma likes!
	Good heal, kid. Keep it up!
Hearthing	Getting the hell outta dodge.
	Heading back for a tune-up.
Respawn	Fueled up. Ready to go!		One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	Let's go... fight's a-waitin'!
	Ready to roll out.		One of the build quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft and StarCraft II.'
Resurrected	Saw the light for a sec. I told 'em to go to hell!
	Always appreciate a helpin' hand.
Taunting	Something wrong, sweetheart?
	Scared of a little terran ingenuity?		"Terran ingenuity" was a term used by Jim Raynor to describe the Mk. 12 Penetrator Round.
	You keep running, and I'll keep shooting.
Talent chosen	Gotta love that.
	Haha, yeah.
	Roger.
	Not bad. Not bad at all.
	That looks like fun.
Worth It (Getting a kill after getting killed)	From the grave!
	(big laugh)
Comeback	They weren't even that far ahead. Let's win this thing.
Team wiped	You boys ain't quitting on me... Are you?

Abilities

Use	Quote	Audio	Background
Napalm Strike	Delivering payload!
	Fire from the sky!		"Fire in the Sky" is the name of a mission in Heart of the Swarm.
	Spreading the love!
	Napalm's airborne!
	Let's rain down some hellfire!
	Oh, napalm! Uhn, you light up my life!
Blunt Force Gun	Time for the big gun!
	Haha! Hope you can dance!
	A little violence solves everything!
	My gun's bigger!

Announcer

Event	Quote		Audio	Background
Start of a Match	Players spawning	Alright, ya lightweights! Get yer butts ready for combat!
	Players spawning (playing as the same hero)	I know these tanks all look the same, but still... something mighty familiar about that one.		In StarCraft, most units produced will look exactly identical to units of the same type.
		You know, the weirdest part is that I'm in a tank up here too!		Sgt. Hammer in Heroes of the Storm never leaves her tank.
		Listen up ladies, I'm leading this bunch of misfits! Let's blast 'em all to pieces... then get lunch!
	Countdown	We're starting this thing in...
		Ten seconds.
		Five.
		Four.
		Three.
		Two.
		One.
	Battle begins	Let the battle begin!
		It's BOOM time!		One of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.
		Drop the hammer!		"Ready to drop the hammer" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II. One of the poke quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft is "I'm about to drop the hammer."
Talents Unlocked	Choose a talent.
Player Abandons	Haha, someone just ran home to their mama.
Player Rejoins	Well lookie here! Our missing hero has returned!
Player Kills	Enemy slain.
	Rest in pieces.
	Say goodnight!			"Goodnight now" is one of the attack quotes for the siege tank in StarCraft II.'
	Nothing left.
	Double kill	Double whammy.
	Triple kill	Hat trick!
	Quadruple kill	Ha! Four in a row!
	Mega kill	And that's five ladies!
	First blood	First blood!
Player Deaths	Well, you're dead... Don't take it personal.
	Oof.
	Jump back in whenever you're ready, kiddo.
	Oh, I hate that guy...
	Death on a killing spree	Your killing spree is over.
	Ally death on a killing spree	Your ally's killing spree is over.
Enemy Team Wiped	Enemy dominated.
Killing Spree	Tier 1 (5 takedowns)	Killing spree.
	Tier 2 (10 takedowns)	Mayhem.
	Tier 3 (15 takedowns)	Untouchable.
	Tier 4 (20 takedowns)	Hero of the Storm.
Enemy Fort destroyed	Kaboom! There goes a fort.
	Now that's an explosion.
	(blows kiss) Kiss that fort goodbye!
	Note: Lines reused for destroying Enemy Keeps.
Own Fort lost	Aww man, we've lost a fort.
	Heads up people, our fort's been trashed!
	Aww, there goes one of our forts!
	Note: Lines reused for losing Allied Keeps.
Core is under attack	Hey, the enemy is attacking our core!
	Look alive! Our core is under attack.
Victory	Ah, victory!
	Love that word.
	(laughs) Hell yeah!
Defeat	Defeat.
	Best two outta three!
	C'mon let's go again!