Samuro/Quotes/Monkey King

Voice Lines

Availability	Quote	Audio	Background
Default	Finally, Some Entertainment
75 / 40	Impressive, Am I Not?
	Under My Protection
	Who's Next?
	You're Making Me Angry

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
Chen	Monkey King Samuro: Ah, I can tell you have seen many battles! This will be a great fight! Chen: If fighting is what is required, then I shall be ready.
	Chen: Come, let us fight for home, for family, and for honor! Monkey King Samuro: I don't care about those things... But I will fight!
Demon hero	Monkey King Samuro: Hmm, you're quite the troublesome deity, aren't you? Demon hero: <hero dependent>
	Demon hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Show the Handsome Monkey King more respect, ugly demon! (laugh)
Gul'dan	Monkey King Samuro:  Why are you so hunched old, man? Hmm. Oh, I know! Are you sick? Gul'dan:  Speak to me like that again and I will crush your very soul.
	Gul'dan: You.. Monkey King Samuro: Ah, you recognize old Monkey, yes? Hmm? And so you should!
Kharazim	Monkey King Samuro:  You're a monk? Are you sure? You must be from a temple far to the west! Way out there! Kharazim: This realm has need of warriors like us.
	Kharazim: Ah, the gods favor me with your presence. Monkey King Samuro: Foolish monk... have you met these gods of yours? They're not so great, trust me!
The Lost Vikings	Monkey King Samuro:  Hmm, three of you? Three of me! A perfect match! Erik: We just want to go home.
	Olaf: Oh no, it's T-T-Tomator! Monkey King Samuro: Is that food? If so, yes, yes!
Medivh	Monkey King Samuro: Crow-man! You fight with old monkey this time, yes? Medivh: I know, I have made mistakes in the past. I am here to correct them.
	Medivh: My fate must be a bright one, to have an ally such as you. Monkey King Samuro: Fate... pah!
Murky	Monkey King Samuro: Ah, a fish! Finally! Monkey was getting hungry! Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Murky: <Playfully questioning the hero next to him> Monkey King Samuro: Unruly fish! I should pound you flat for that!
Rexxar	Monkey King Samuro: Oh! The "beastmaster!" I dare you to try to master me! (laughs) Rexxar: Ugh, I grow weary of this.
	Rexxar: Ah, blademaster. It has been quite some time. Monkey King Samuro: Ah, hello fellow wanderer! The journey unites us once again!
Tassadar	Monkey King Samuro: Oh, I like the sound of that! Tassadar: Let us march onward to victory!
	Tassadar: None shall prevent our victory. Monkey King Samuro: Where there's a good fight, monkey will be there!
Thrall	Monkey King Samuro: Hmm, what shall we fight for today? You, uh, green one. What do you think? Thrall: Fight for the glory of the Horde.
	Thrall: Fight on my warriors! They cannot stop the Horde. Monkey King Samuro: Ah, you show your elder the proper respect! (laughs) I like this one!
Generic	Monkey King Samuro: Are you ready to join Old Monkey in battle? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Monkey King Samuro: The fight begins soon. Be ready! Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: I have wanted nothing more in ages!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: (laughs) Why, of course!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Don't you worry about Monkey! (laughs)
Generic (Positive)	Monkey King Samuro: Oh! Oh, good! The strong ones fight together this time! Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Hah, this should be good fight!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Agreed!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Ha, I could handle them by myself!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Allow me to take care of this!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Do not fear! With me on your side, losing is impossible!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: I am the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven! This will be a short battle.
Generic (Negative)	Monkey King Samuro: Oh, what did I do to deserve being stuck with you? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: I don't listen to imbeciles!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Stop wagging your tongue if you have nothing to say!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: Hmm, so you are dull-witted and weak. Good to know!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Monkey King Samuro: You make me sad! And that makes me angry!

Eliminations

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
vs. Demon hero	Silly demon. You have a lot to learn if you think you can face the Great Sage!
vs. Gul'dan	For a war-lock you're terrible at fighting.
vs. Horde hero	Oof. Did you look like that before I hit you?
vs. Human hero	Hmm, you need to train harder! Much harder!
vs. Medivh	(laugh) Got you, old crow!
vs. Rexxar	Good fight, my friend! Oh, that was to the bear, by the way! (laugh)
vs. enemy Samuro	It seems my clones won that bout!
vs. Thrall	You think you control the elements? Ha!
vs. Warrior hero	A good fight, warrior! I had a wonderful time!
vs. Lunara's Wisps	Farewell little nature spirit!
vs. Zeratul	Shadows cannot hide you from my gaze!
vs. hero with kill streak	Another killing spree ended by my cudgel!
Generic	(sigh) Disappointing.
	A good fight! Who's next?
	Come back, and I'll beat you again! (laugh)
	We both know you're not dead!
	Pah! Another weakling!

Click-quotes

Quotes marked "Click-Quotes" are triggered when the player repeatedly clicks on the hero with the Left mouse button.

Quote	Audio	Background
Yes, master?
Oh! Do you wish to speak to Monkey?
Wha–what's going on? Why are you poking me? Ohh! Is this a lesson? (laugh) ...I hate those!
My last master tricked me... gave me this golden crown... and then used it to hurt me! He always told me not to do or say things!
Uhm... by the way, he didn't teach you any... "magical chants"... did he? (nervous laugh) Why of course not!
I have had many names, but I prefer (clears throat) "the Handsome Monkey King" above all. It should be obvious why, master... (laugh)
What? You don't know the Monkey King? Were you trapped under a rock? Hmm? ...Because I was!
I know 72 different transformations! Hm! I bet I can beat our enemy without using a single one! (laugh)
Life isn't about the destination. It's about the journey... Unless reaching the destination grants you your freedom. Then it is about the destination.
Oh! Masters love to nag. The world would be better off without them, hmmph! Oh, of course, I don't mean you, master... You're different! ...Mmm.
Uh... Old monkey has gotten himself between a rock and a hard place. Again... (laugh)
Riding a horse is beneath me... In a single somersault I could leap across this entire battlefield! Why shouldn't I?
Game balance? What is that? It sounds stupid!
For every clone I create, I must pluck a hair from my head. With the way you fight, monkey will be bald in a month!
Oh! Sorry, master! Sorry! Monkey will stay quiet! Until you want to speak to me again that is!

Commands

Command	Quote	Audio	Background
Move	Ah, another journey?
	Let's go!
	Looking forward to it!
	Hurry, hurry!
	Oh? Why not.
	This world is under my protection.
	Oh! I see!
	Convince me!
	Yes, monkey knows the way.
	All paths lead somewhere!
Attack	You're making me angry! Very very angry!
	It's been ages since I've had a good fight!
	Prepare for your lesson!
	Finally, some entertainment!
	Let's see if you have any skill at all.
	Did you insult me?
	Don't run! It's Monkey's turn now!

Pings

Ping	Quote		Audio	Background
Assist	Ally	Our ally is in trouble.
	Self	Help me!
		To me, quickly!
Defend	Fort	Hmm, we should defend this fort.
	Core	Defend our core!
	Watchtower	Don't let the enemy take this watch tower.
Attack	Watchtower	We should capture the watch tower.
	Mercenaries	I think it's about time we took a mercenary camp.
	Fort	We should attack this fort.
	Core	Attack the core!
Enemy	Take down that hero already!

Collection

Quotes in this section trigger when the player is in the Collection tab.

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Viewed in shop	Locked	Master, I am here!
	Owned	Oh, hello master!
Waiting	Locked	Master, surely you need the help of the Great Sage!
		Get me out of here and we could be fighting things right now!
	Owned	Uh, how did I get into this Nexus place anyway? Does anyone know?
		What are you doing, master? Is this some form of meditation?
Purchased	I will join you on your journey!

Miscellaneous

Use	Quote	Audio	Background
Lock-in	Another battle!
Try Mode	A trial? Oh, very well. Let's get this over with.
	Hmm, this isn't a real battle... Is it?
Advicing an Ally to Heal	Head to the healing fountain!
	You need to heal. And badly, it seems!
Celebrating (Successfully capturing a merc camp or an objective)	I am always victorious!
	Deserving of a banquet, I think!
Complimenting a Kill	A great stroke of luck!
	Yes, well fought!
	That was a good one.
Near Low-Health Ally	Head to the healing fountain!
	You need to heal. And badly, it seems!
Comeback	Keep going! Show the enemy our true strength!
Healed	Ooh, I like you!
	You honor me greatly, healer!
	Oh! Such wondrous healing!
Hearthing	This isn't over! Monkey will be back for more!
	Time to heal!
Respawn	The wait is over. I have returned!
	How dare you kill an immortal! That makes no sense!
	Wasn't my name wiped from the book of life and death, hm?
Resurrected	I'm alive? I mean, of course I am!
	Thank you, honored healer!
Taunting	Come on, attack me! Try it!
	Coward! Step forward and fight me!
	You think you can equal the Monkey King?
Talent Chosen	Oh, I can get stronger? What a surprise!
	Why, yes. Exactly as I deserve!
	Of course!
	A useful gift!
	I overflow with talent!
Worth It (Getting a kill after getting killed)	Still the greatest!
	You weren't even close.
Comeback	Keep going! Show the enemy our true strength!
Team wiped	That wasn't my fault! Surely someone else's, hm?

Abilities

Ability	Quote	Audio	Background
Bladestorm	Ha ha! Cudgel storm!
	I am unmatched!
	Stop me! I dare you!

Datamined

Quotes marked "datamined" might not exist in-game, and may be outdated. Do not take them as representative of the game in its current or future states.

Ability	Quote	Audio	Background
Commands
Not Enough Mana	I am low on mana.		Note: Samuro does not use Resources of any kind.
	So tired... I need mana.
	No! I need mana for that.